The (Mis)Adventures of Dr. D

Petite Pedia Plots 5 My 1 y/o pt had an IV line inserted on her right hand. Her left hand was also taped and covered with a diaper (to prevent her from pulling out the IV line). Mom said that her baby always puts one finger of her left hand up her nose and that her nostrils were getting larger already as a result. Genius baby started putting her much bigger right thumb inside her nostril. Within a minute, we had untaped her left hand. Her pointer left finger was so much smaller than her thumb.

Petite Pedia Plots 4 I was checking up 2 little boys who were very malikot. I then asked the Dad, "Daddy, gusto mo pa ba nang babae?" thinking that maybe he'd like to have a daughter who would behave better. The mom, thinking of something else, suddenly blurted out, "Hay naku, dra. Oo, gustong gusto niya. Nahuli ko pa nga yan ng kulasisi nyan na nag-da-date eh, blah-blah-blah." Ibang babae pala naisip ni mommy. Uh-oh.