The (Mis)Adventures of Dr. D

Daughter Duties 22 My mom bought something worth P6999. She went to the cashier and gave the girl six hundred-peso bills. Cashier said, "Mam, kulang po ito." So she gave another hundred-peso bill at the same time saying, "Yung piso kong sukli ha." Kulang na nga, humihingi pa ng sukli!!! 

Petite Pedia Plots 86 His best friend recently got adopted, this 5 yr old boy told me. And he was excitedly telling me that his friend got to ride an airplane. When I asked where his friend went, he said, "Sumakay siya ng airplane, Tita Doc, at nagpuntang heaven!"   Parang ayoko ata sumakay muna sa airplane kung dun ako dadalin.  Photo taken from Pinterest

Petite Pedia Plots 85 So, my Prince Elsa was back for a check-up. Mom was so proud and said that he could now correctly hold a pencil and scribble on paper. So, I gave him both. After awhile, he showed me his drawing. He drew Cinderella and her, ehem, "nice blue gown".  Photo taken from Ikat Bag

Petite Pedia Plots 84 Overheard this conversation between a Mom and her 5 y/o daughter as they left my clinic:  Child: Mommy, taxi tayo pauwi! Mom: Wag na! Shuttle na lang tayo para tipid.  Child: Taxi tayo please? Pagod na ko eh.  Mom: At bakit ka napagod? Child: Di mo kasi ako na-charge nung umalis tayo.  Mom: Aba! At baterya ka na ngayon?!?

Daughter Duties 21 My Mom said "Pakilagay naman ang ano dyan at yung isang ano doon". Incredibly, naintindihan ko naman yung ano.  😂 😂