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Friends

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A friend of mine called up my hotel room to ask me, "Asan ka?" 

Toxic Duty

Petite Pedia Plots 25 From catching a 600gram baby to having multiple deliveries at the same time. Plus doing ambulance conduction.  Pwede ba maligo ng holy water para mabawasan ang katoxic-an? 

Stars from School

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Petite Pedia Plots 24 Best excuse heard from a child why he hasn’t been receiving stars from school: “Gusto nga ako lagyan ni Teacher.  Ayaw ko lang”. 

I'll do it myself!

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Petite Pedia Plots 23 My very naughty four year old patient just started school. For the first time, his mom told me he received 3 stars last Friday after 1 month of schooling.  Apparently, he got the stamp from his teacher and used it on himself.

Getting Older

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My workmates and I were comparing our ages, when friend A came in. As a compliment, one friend told her, “You don’t look like you’re 35”. As it turns out, friend A was just 30. 

Last Say

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Daughter Duties 4 Overheard between my dad and his ophthalmologist, “I always have the last say in the house. I always say, ‘Yes, dear’.”

Nothing by Mouth

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Petite Pedia Plots 22 After explaining that he can’t eat or drink, even water, for 8 hrs prior to his operation, our 12 yr old patient suddenly looked anxious. After thinking hard, he then worriedly asked me, “i can’t swallow even my saliva?”