I can't hear!



Petite Pedia Plot 27

 My 2 yr old patient had a lot of ear wax on both ears. She lifted the phone handset, listened for awhile and then gave it to her mom and said, “Your turn.  I can't hear anything”. In jest, Mom replied,” That's because there's no one on the phone”. The Dad added, “And you really won't hear anything since you have a lot of ear wax on both of your ears”. 

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