11 y/o Drinks Beer



Petite Pedia Plots 50

 My 11-year old patient just told me he drinks beer. And his Mom allows him. Before I could start on my lecture about the evils of alcohol, he then said, "Yes, Dra, I am allowed to drink ROOTBEER!" 

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