Daddy's is Worse!


Petite Pedia Plots 110

 A 6 yr old patient came in with her Dad. We were discussing ways to make her eat healthier since she was already overweight. Dad says that her poop was of really large caliber probably due to the amount of food she eats. And daughter exclaims, "Dad, yours is soooo much bigger than mine."

As I was checking her ears, I told her she has a lot of ear wax. Daughter again says, "Dad has more earwax than me. He uses earphones all the time and it's eeew."  

Kawawa naman si Daddy. Bukong-buko. 
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