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Daughter Duties 37

 Dinnertime:
Mom (to Dad): Inuwian kita ng barbecue. Di tulad mo, di mo ko inuuwian. 
Dad: Sige, next time kumain ako, uuwian kita ng mga buto (manok ba o baka?) 
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