Humorous Homily



Last Sunday's Homily:

Priest: In 2017, may we be blessed with good health.
Audience: Amen!!!
Priest: May we be blessed with discernment.
Audience: Amen!!!
Priest: May we always have enough because God provides.
Audience: Amen!!!
Priest: Who knows, maybe next year, I may not be around anymore.
Audience: Amen!!! 
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