Dad gets roasted


Petite Pedia Plots 134

I was counseling first-time parents on their newborn.

Me: "Babies like the colors red, black and white.  So if you plan to buy a crib mobile, buy something with a lot of those colors."
Mom looks at the moreno Dad and says: "Kaya pala laging nakatingin sayo si baby palagi."
Dad just smiles sheepishly.
Mom goes on to say: "Dra, nagblu-blush na yan pero hindi lang halata."

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